May 2013
robert-downey-jesus:
I SERVED A KID DRESSED AS IRON MAN TODAY AND I ASKED HIM WHAT HIS NAME WAS AND HE SAID IT WAS TONY AND HIS MUM SHOOK HER HEAD AND WAS LIKE NO HIS NAME IS JESSE AND I LOOKED BACK AT THE KID TO GIVE HIM HIS CHANGE AND SAID ‘HAVE A NICE DAY MR STARK’ AND HE GOT SO EXCITED AND RAN OFF WITH HIS SISTER IT WAS GREAT
swagchat:
wHEN CUTE PEOPLE CALL YOU CUTE
familyfriendlyurl:
i wish pokemon were real cuz then instead of being a shitty blogger id be a shitty ace trainer who stands by the sider of the road wearing sunglasses and a trenchcoat waiting for 10 year olds to pass by so he can challenge them and still gets his ass kicked routinely
artsysauce:
sorry I can’t go to school tomorrow I fractured my motivation
me about to talk in public: *rehearses what im going to say 50 times in my brain*
me: today how you are
April 2013
gcoky:
mulinlust:
gcoky:
fun prank: get a job working at a bakery and powder the doughnuts with cocaine instead of powdered sugar
fun prank more like how to ruin somebodies life
i said it was fun not ethical
